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Monday, May 20, 2013

Money, Sex, Dhoka - IPL


Every morning I switch on my TV to see News but all am given is S TV (  Sreesanth TV). Sreesanth bowling in slow motion action replay with a red circle on his waist highlighting the tool of spot fixing aka towel. The towel company losing million dollar business for not branding it broadly to  make the brand name legible on camera. Poor guys never knew Sreesanth would endorse it free of cost at the cost of marring his own cricketing career. 

                                 Female models doing compromising deals and also doing compromising positions, bookies using nick names, Dawood  of D Company once again making headlines without much evidence and phone taps. Delhi Police doing a perfect commendable case cracking .TRP s for IPL 6 shooting ever high with common man watching the news of IPL all day and joining back his TV set for IPL matches in the evening. Prime ministers of both sides trying their best to sing Indian chini bhai bhai and talking on issues that are much more serious than all this IPL blah -blah. But channel and newspaper editors shouting at dedicated serious journalist to kick back all the news and make tandoori out of IPL controversies.

Editors-  Arre baba IPL..IPL ka stories do paablic ko, yeh faltu caantry news nahi chahiye. Saab Channel wahi dikha raha hai baba ! 

Journalist - Sir abhi koi naya video clip nahi mila. Sab purana ho gaya hai. 


Editor    -  To baba animated news banao. Outside its too hot yahaan AC mein bait ker animated news banao. Tweets check kaaro dialogues bhi mil jayega. Bus IPL IPL news banao. Sreesanth ko  video mein dikhao, animated models ke saath dikhao bus IPL news banao, bus IPL news banao. Police investigation se aagey jao apna khud ka story banao, bada bada headlines banao.. arre baba IPL news banao.kuch nahi mila to Towel manufacture company ko contact karo, uske MD ka interview news channel pe dikhao, towel ka bhi poora story dikhao arre baba bus IPL news dikhao.
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Whom to blame, the game or the fame ?
Vidya Balan shouting at the peak of her voice about Hit success funda of Showbizz industry in Dirty Pictures " ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT. IPL and associated business groups religiously following her words ENTERTAINMENT-3.

So watch all this stuff on your TV, read it in newspaper and gossip it in office until you derive Entertainment out of it; until you find 3 Es of Vidya Balan. And after that you have much important business to mind. 
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